Cool Red Outer Glow Pointer Murder Problems 101

suspucious:

i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.

Murder Jokes

I like my men and women like I like my coffee. 

Ground up and in my freezer 

cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.

Quick question for future reference. What sort of drugs should someone use on their victim when they like to kill slowly? And how do you keep someone alive for hours on end without blood loss or pain killing them off?
Anonymous

What sort of drugs should someone use on their victim when they like to kill slowly?

I’m not sure what you mean. Drugs to keep the victim immobilized? I use/d anesthetics (I use cocaine at times), Marijuana, and Benzodiazepine.

Drugs that slowly kill a victim Atophan (cinchophen), I once used Atropa Belladonna back in my days in Europe, and Cyanide.

And how do you keep someone alive for hours on end without blood loss or pain killing them off?

Painkillers and sedatives are wonderful things. I used Lidocaine for extreme measures in the past. I have found some muscle relaxants to be quite useful.

It’s all about using what you can get and experimenting.

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*