Cool Red Outer Glow Pointer Murder Problems 101
Murder Jokes

I remember reading an article about these teenagers that killed a cow.

I guess you could call it a moooder.

gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

mongoosewillygraham:

I AM SCREAMING 

winchester-like-the-gun:

batreaux:

*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that

sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide

Personality Types When Killing People
ENTJ: I'm very sorry, you're going to die.
INTJ: I don't understand why hasn't anyone murdered you yet.
ESTJ: *rolls eyes*
ISTJ : I have prepared everything for your execution
INTP: Omg look at how cool that guillotine is! I bet your blood would be spewing out everywhere. Why are you so scared?
ENFP: Hey, you. Can you go kill someone for me?
ESFP: Let's make it medieval themed! This is exciting!
ISFP: I'll make a collage in your memory.
INFP: I'm sorry but... omg what a cute ant
INFJ: Your execution will be a lesson to everyone else.
ISFJ: I promise to take care of your children
Okay I need to know. Are you a real murderer? No making jokes. Are you?
Anonymous

actuallynotkira:

Don’t fucking tell me what to do.

actuallynotkira:

Don’t fucking tell me what to do.

derpcakes:

Villains with tragic backstories:

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danger:

can i politely murder you