Cool Red Outer Glow Pointer Murder Problems 101

geopunk:

sloth-grunge:

geopunk:

geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder

ask-asuma:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

*proposes to you with a pure sliver dagger i carved myself* will you be my unlawfully wedded partner in crime??

You are obviously not a murder. If you were, you wouldn't post it, you would simply do it.
Anonymous

Are you actually a murderer #notacop
Anonymous

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Murder Jokes

What’s a victim less crime? 

Murder. Because there is a victim less

How are you in not in jail? I'm so confused!! Did you actually kill someone?!